Scientists vs. GOD

A group of scientists got together one day and decided they didn't need God anymore. So they elected one representative to go tell Him.

So the scientist approached God and said, "God, we don't need you anymore. We can fly to the moon, cure diseases, and clone living beings."

God said. "Well, that's pretty good. But how about we hold a competition first. You create man for me. The old fashioned way like I did with Adam."

"Ok" the scientist said as he reached down and picked up handful of dirt.

"No, no, no" God said, "get your own dirt."